So,
coffee in hand I arrive at work, turn on my computer, check I-Ching, e-mail and
am in the process of deciding what to tackle next when Zorro enters the room.
He gives me that 'Oh, crap' look and leaves the room.
Next,
Frankie enters. She leans against the storage chest and announces,
"Ya, know, I could write the preamble to the Constitution in the dust of
this room."
Me:
"And, so?"
Frankie:
"Well, don't you think someone should do that? Dust I mean, not write
the preamble?"
Me:
What do you suggest?"
Frankie"
"I happen to know your cleaning supplies have taken up a lease in your
supplies closet, they might enjoy a day out."
Me:
"Really?...and...? Again,
what do you suggest?"
Frankie:
(With great emphasis, disgust, and aplomb.) "Get you dang self
out of that dang chair and fling a rag around."
Me:
(Unaffected by this rant.) "Uh-huh." (I’m loving this;
Frankie is sooo easy to get riled up. The calmer I stay, the
riled-er she becomes.)
Frankie:
"You, you, you..."
Me:
(In my head...Uh-oh, here it comes.)
Frankie:
"One of these days...one of these days." She waves her
arms around like a lunatic, sputtering something about THAT being my job and I
really need to do something about it...
Me:
(More calm than ever.) "...and, you don't know how to fling a
rag?"
Frankie,
sputters in defeat, harrumphs from the room, heaven forbid she should 'work'.
Ah, peace and quiet. I won and doubt I'll see her again till noon.
She and Zorro can console each other watching TV while I enjoy the
pleasures of my creativity.
In
the meantime, the dust will continue to gather, I think until it's thick enough
to write the next great American Novel in it...it will continue to do so.
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